All work and no play makes Jack pass his exams until he collapses from fatigue or rips his own head off.
That’s why I’m going out tonight.
Falling to sleep listening to Paolo Nutini’s album These Streets.
It fell from my nerveless fingers.
Do you ever go to write a status on Facebook, but then read it and think “That’s too good for Facebook” and post it on Tumblr instead?
I found out recently that my cousin, whom I love very dearly, has recently found employment at a charity shop.
As anyone who is not employed knows, this is very good news and I was very pleased to hear it.
I’m not expecting her dress sense or shopping habits to change, but this song is still the most appropriate whilst still being current.
I wasn’t going to post about it until Darryn prompted me to, so he will be pleased, I hope.
Itchy bits I scratch The prickling gets so much worse I’ll chop a bit off
Can you knock me up when you come out of the shower?
Up all night writing And now my tummy’s aching I di’n’t mean to rhyme.
On my way home I passed a man playing golf in his garden: Using it as a mini driving range.
It’s due in Thursday I had all yesterday free I wasted the day.
I know what to do I even know how to do it And yet I feel lost.
I’m sure that you all know about it already because you’re all much more hip and trendy than I am (I still like ‘hip’). Social Me analyses all your facebook posts (and your friends and their and your profiles) to tell you about how you use your facebook account.
Apart from the numbers, here’s what it told me:
I use more semicolons than 88% of people.I use fewer exclamation marks than 94% of people.I use more apostrophes in my writing than 95% of people.I use more prepositions in my writing than 85% of people. I use more sensual words than 91% of people.I refer to time more in my writing than 91% of people.I swear less than 85% of people.I use longer words than 93% of people.I use words with more syllables than 91% of people.
I use more semicolons than 88% of people.I use fewer exclamation marks than 94% of people.I use more apostrophes in my writing than 95% of people.I use more prepositions in my writing than 85% of people.
I use more sensual words than 91% of people.I refer to time more in my writing than 91% of people.I swear less than 85% of people.I use longer words than 93% of people.I use words with more syllables than 91% of people.
Bear in mind that when it says “of people” it means “of people on Facebook”. Do I write the same way on Tumblr? Probably, but so do many.
I like it.
This song is for Omar, who is a little upset.
I wasn’t sure whether to comiserate with you, Omar, or whether I should try to cheer you up. I went with the former and hope that soon you’ll feel a little bit more.
Dear Andrew,
It was very nice to hear from you and I’m sorry that it has taken me so long to answer. I hope you don’t mind that I’ve published this — I felt you might relish the opportunity to get a little airtime.
You reblog many good posts, but I particularly enjoy the ones that you write yourself. I would ‘Like’ more of your selfies if you smiled more often (I used the ‘’s because I don’t dislike your selfies).
I hope that you are well and I wish you pleasant shifts at McD’s. May all your customers be courteous.
Kindest regards,Spearfame xx
Tom needs a bit of motivation to revise for the exam that he didn’t realise he has on Wednesday.
I’ve been listening to a lot of Coldplay as the end has drawn near (they’ve been just the right mood ’cause I’ve been feeling a little low) and, since your exam is about scienc-y stuff, I thought you might like it — even ifit isn’t your usual Hip-Hop.
If The Scientist’s not enough, here is count the days by ErinBird (AKA Katerina).
Source: erinbird.deviantart.com
regenbogentraum:
so basically we hate eurovision but we watch it anyway
I am not impressed…
Marching against cuts. Sorry I couldn’t be there today :(
I wonder if anyone in the government paid any attention to...