Performing a lumpectomy on my essay.
I’ve found a solution to the Internet.
My dad.
Unfortunately it was not as groundbreaking as it at first sounded.
We have new supersoft towels and they’re super soft and I like them.
Hooray for towels!
All work and no play makes Jack pass his exams until he collapses from fatigue or rips his own head off.
That’s why I’m going out tonight.
Falling to sleep listening to Paolo Nutini’s album These Streets.
It fell from my nerveless fingers.
Do you ever go to write a status on Facebook, but then read it and think “That’s too good for Facebook” and post it on Tumblr instead?
I found out recently that my cousin, whom I love very dearly, has recently found employment at a charity shop.
As anyone who is not employed knows, this is very good news and I was very pleased to hear it.
I’m not expecting her dress sense or shopping habits to change, but this song is still the most appropriate whilst still being current.
I wasn’t going to post about it until Darryn prompted me to, so he will be pleased, I hope.
Itchy bits I scratch The prickling gets so much worse I’ll chop a bit off
Can you knock me up when you come out of the shower?
Up all night writing And now my tummy’s aching I di’n’t mean to rhyme.
On my way home I passed a man playing golf in his garden: Using it as a mini driving range.
It’s due in Thursday I had all yesterday free I wasted the day.
I know what to do I even know how to do it And yet I feel lost.
I’m sure that you all know about it already because you’re all much more hip and trendy than I am (I still like ‘hip’). Social Me analyses all your facebook posts (and your friends and their and your profiles) to tell you about how you use your facebook account.
Apart from the numbers, here’s what it told me:
I use more semicolons than 88% of people.I use fewer exclamation marks than 94% of people.I use more apostrophes in my writing than 95% of people.I use more prepositions in my writing than 85% of people. I use more sensual words than 91% of people.I refer to time more in my writing than 91% of people.I swear less than 85% of people.I use longer words than 93% of people.I use words with more syllables than 91% of people.
I use more semicolons than 88% of people.I use fewer exclamation marks than 94% of people.I use more apostrophes in my writing than 95% of people.I use more prepositions in my writing than 85% of people.
I use more sensual words than 91% of people.I refer to time more in my writing than 91% of people.I swear less than 85% of people.I use longer words than 93% of people.I use words with more syllables than 91% of people.
Bear in mind that when it says “of people” it means “of people on Facebook”. Do I write the same way on Tumblr? Probably, but so do many.
I like it.
trying to explain to someone that you are only doing your job whether they like it or not is one of the most frustrating things ever.
Goodnight!
🎬The Great Gatsby. 👏👏👏👍😍